body { 
  background-image: url(images/bg.png);
  background-repeat: no-repeat;
  background-position: center;
  background-attachment: fixed;
  background-size: cover;
  color: black;
  font-family: Georgia;
}

h1 {
  color: black;
  position: absolute;
}

p {
  color: black;
}

.saltext {
  position: absolute;
  margin-left: 640px;
  margin-top: 210px;
  z-index: 3;
  color: #BC7C17;
  font-family: Verdana
}

a {
  color: black;
}


.textbuttons {
  position: fixed;
  top: -18px;
  left: 120px;
  z-index: 5;
}

.characters {
  position: absolute;
  left: 210px;
}

.about { 
  position: absolute;
  left: 610px;
}

.tba {
  position: absolute;
  left: 910px;
}

.watermark {
  position: fixed;
  left: 1020px;
  top: 470px;
  z-index: 3;
}

.saltzz {
  position: absolute;
  left: 50px;
  top: 76px;
}

.saltextbox {
  position: absolute;
  left: -92px;
  top: -63px;
  z-index: 1;
}

.saltname {
  position: absolute;
  top: 103px;
  left: 393px;
}

.characterow {
  position: fixed;
  top: -6px;
  left: -9px;
  z-index: 4;
}

.unfunny {
  position: absolute;
  left: 50px;
  top: 426px;
}

.unftextbox {
  position: absolute;
  left: -92px;
  top: 283px;
  z-index: 1;
}

.unfunnyname {
  position: absolute;
  top: 803px;
  left: 193px;
}

.unftext {
  position: absolute;
  margin-left: 652px;
  margin-top: 900px;
  z-index: 2;
  color: #1756BC;
  font-family: Verdana
}

.funny {
  position: absolute;
  left: 50px;
  top: 726px;
}

.funtextbox {
  position: absolute;
  left: -92px;
  top: 623px;
  z-index: 1;
}

.funnyname {
  position: absolute;
  top: 1402px;
  left: 193px;
}

.funtext {
  position: absolute;
  margin-left: 652px;
  margin-top: 1542px;
  z-index: 2;
  color: #AB002F;
  font-family: Verdana
}