Saltzz is a 15 year old human
with a penchant for mischief and love!
Born on December 6th 2010, they're
a dense, yet crafty soul, simutaneously
capable of rigging up a room with explosives
if they felt like it and yet at the
same time, not knowing what 23 X 72 is.
Despite lacking in IQ, they make up for it
with their love and support, even if they don't always know
the right words to convey it with.
Unfunny Idiot (yes, that's his name.)
is a stickman-esque being
bioengineered for an unknown reason.
Despite his differences in anatomy with
other species, he still remains unbothered
by it all.
In fact, his ego may be a little TOO strong
for his own good.
And if you thought Saltzz was bad in their mischief,
just wait til you see how NUTTY Unfunny is!
Funny Smartman is the polar opposite
to Unfunny Idiot.
Once rivals, Funny learned to let go
of his fury and adopted a more peaceful
outlook on life. It took a while for Unfunny to get
used to it, and even longer to get used to Funny's
strangely flirtatious remarks towards him.
Oh, and also he's super rich. Like, super stinkin' rich.
Just felt like I should mention that.
